SHMEE-SHMOO

Don't even bother disagreeing, you'll only be fooling yourself.  By the way, I'm seeing them with my home-dog this Friday, it's gonna be great!

Why do people drag out their words?  Is it because they're so bored with their fruitless existence that after every word they type they fall asleep on the keyboard?  "Heyyyy" or "No problemmm" are common examples.

New Rule:  If you do that you will be castrated.  If you're a woman, you'll be given a penis, which will then be castrated.

The increasing shallowness of girls these days is just plain stupid. Have I been rejected lately? No, because I never get rejected. But I have observed things in school, which is pretty much the epicenter of all things shallow. Most girls in high school seem to think that every guy they go out with has to be some "sexy" jock who has a six pack and massive pecs to cover up his lacking junk, and that they are the best.

Let me point out the first flaw here, which is that the lame girls think they are the best. They are wrong, I'm the best. Secondly, they think these jock homos are "sexy". I'm not a judge of appearance when it comes to men, seeing as how I'm straight, but I'm pretty sure looking like a caveman isn't sexy. Also, these jocks are more idiotic than a pile of bricks. If you gave an IQ test to a jock and a pile of bricks, the bricks would score higher. The jock would eat the paper because white thing make dumb-dumb want food.

Also, most of the time the sub-human girls just want to go out with good looking people. I consider myself at least mildly-good looking, but these preppy girls clearly have poor perception on what's "good looking". Apparently looking like an inbred is attractive, as I said earlier. The point is, they completely look past glaring personality flaws just because they find the guy attractive, which is a stupid move in the long run. The way I see it, dating in high school is just practice for dating when it can actually go somewhere, a.k.a real life.

Some people will read this and think "he's jealous, that's all", you're wrong. If I was jealous, this whole blog would've been about how waa-waa, I wish I was a hunk, waa-waa. I just think most girls are lame nowadays, at least the popular ones. The girls I know are cool though

pc4pc is a stupid thing to say.  For those of you who don't know what that stands for, be glad you haven't been corrupted by the scar on the face of the internet that is MySpace (which I still use, to keep in touch with people.)  It stands for "picture comment for picture comment", and it means if you post a comment on their picture, they are obliged to post a "comment" on one of yours.

People that do this are extremely desperate for attention/self-reassurance.  By saying "pc4pc" you're basically saying "hey, I don't have enough good qualities for people to comment me unprompted, so please do it because I ask you to".  If you ask me to comment one of your pictures, I'll post goatse on it. Because you're asking for it.  Also, the "comments" people post in return are the most stupid, good-for-nothing comments ever.  Stuff like "nice pic" or "insert comment heer".  It's lame and it's a sign of the decline of the worlds self-esteem.

Suck it.